I'll be the toast of the town, the girl on the go I'm the type of pony everypony, everypony should know I'll be the one to watch, the girl in the flow I'm the type of pony everypony, everypony should know Becoming as popular as popular can be Making my mark, making my mark in high society I'm the belle of the ball, the star of the show, yeah I'm the type of pony everypony, everypony should know

Thread by thread, stitching it together Twilight's dress, cutting out the pattern snip by snip Making sure the fabric folds nicely It's the perfect color and so hip Always gotta keep in mind my pacing Making sure the clothes' correctly facing I'm stitching Twilight's dress Yard by yard, fussing on the details Jewel neckline, don't you know a stitch in time saves nine? Make her something perfect to inspire Even though she hates formal attire Gotta mind those intimate details Even though she's more concerned with sales It's Applejack's new dress Dressmaking's easy, for Pinkie Pie something pink Fluttershy something breezy Blend color and form, [To Opalescence] Do you think it looks cheesy? Something brash, perhaps quite fetching Hook and eye, couldn't you just simply die? Making sure it fits forelock and crest Don't forget some magic in the dress Even though it rides high on the flank Rainbow won't look like a pony tank I'm stitching Rainbow's dress

Magic and pageantry When Trixie closes her eyes to sleep She wonders what her dreams mean To be the top student to the princess Whose life is endless Who raises and lowers the sun To realize you possess the sixth element of harmony And you have to save Equestria It could’ve happened to any pony “All the confidence I had built up suddenly disappeared. I felt like rainbow dash before the young flyer competition. I must have made this apparent on my face even though I tried to hide it, because my mom tells me that it isn't too late to go back. I reached for my pocket and held onto rainbow dash.” No Ursa Major terrible baby star bear could tear her dreams apart She’s got that balls to the wall you’ll-have-to-put-that-crazy-pony-down style magic flowing through her unicorn horn straight from her unicorn heart Magic and pageantry To be hot amongst the pyrotechnics And still feel blue with envy She wants to be better For what it’s worth She wants to enchant the whole wide world She’s still just a filly And really, mostly everypony has to learn to love themselves for who they are eventually “It took me a little while to realize it. Slowly but surely I giggled, chortled, whooped it up, cracked up, practically yelling the lyrics while laughing, petting rainbow dash and even messing with her hair. I realized right then, that I got dressed for, ate lunch with and while looking him straight in the eye, told off my greatest fear, to his face.” But sometimes it’s not that hard And sometimes the stars don’t seem that far

What are we, But disgusting things, Thrown back in to the tangle? When we fall, How many points do we receive? What are we worth? Who knows? If there was an answer We can’t remember. It feels like we’ve been hanging here In this web forever But still… Here we are Spiders on the web, Together. Pray tell What purpose do we serve? The eight-legged sister To a goddess, Who can only show up to scare Ponyville But still… We’re not weak like them and We won’t die like them and We’re not like them We are alone, But still…

For a Thousand Years I've waited here for you, waiting every night, for I thought you were the answer to my life. Days turned into years and into centuries patience had to fade don't you see that there's vengeance in my eyes? Luna, won't you cry for me I'm as lonely as I've ever been, and I was forced back into the start is there any way to fix a broken heart? (H-E-A-R-T) I don't know. (H-E-A-R-T) Help me, help me... (H-E-A-R-T) I don't know. (H-E-A-R-T) I don't really fuckin' know. (H-E-A-R-T) I don't know, I don't know, there's not many lyrics to this song. Whatever. (A DREAM A DREAM, I’M TRAPPED IN A DREAM x3) Cheerilee & Fluttershy & Applejack & Pinkie Pie (DON'T PAUSE. "Applejack & Pinkie Pie Cel...") Celestia & Nightmare Moon (celestia is spoken quickly) & Granny Smith & Silver Spoon (PAUSE WHILE BREATHING IN) Rarity & Sweetie Belle & Scootaloo, you might as well add Diamond Tee & Derpy dull & Trixie, the Great and Powerful (BREATHE IN) Doctor Whooves and Snips and Snails (DON'T PAUSE. "Snips and Snails Big Mac...") Big Macintosh and Caramel (BREATHE) Rainbow Dash & Twilight Sparkle Prince Blueblood & even Spike I want to forget it all (I want to forget it all) And fade back into the night, yeah (And fade back into the night, yeah) H-E-A-R-T (x3) (Whispered) H-E-A-R… For a Thousand Years I've waited here for you, waiting every night, for I thought you were the answer to my life. Days turned into years and into centuries patience had to fade don't you see that there's vengeance in my eyes? Luna, won't you cry for me I'm as lonely as I've ever been, and I was forced back into the start is there any way to fix a broken heart? (H-E-A-R-T) I don't know. (H-E-A-R-T) Help me, help me... (H-E-A-R-T) I don't know. (H-E-A-R-T) I don't really fuckin' know. (H-E-A-R-T) I don't know, I don't know, there's not many lyrics to this song. Whatever. This is for my bronies, ain't no phony Shit that they can ferret out, no Killconey O.G., real-as-hell flows for my cronies Shit, it's all love, every pony's a homie Comely to homely, killing 'em in rode- -os and talent shows, real talk, no baloney Sonic rainboom blowing big up on the Sony Ponies! Don't fuck with 'em, you can blow me Pinkamena beat, dope spitting and I'm posted Sitting on the hood when I giggle at the ghostie Spike type, rap sheet sizzle when I proceed BLAOW, all my syllables are toasty Equestrian swag, oy tards, it's a new type No show, venue got me barred cause I'm too hype Owloysius quill coin bars in the moonlight Cutie mark: six-point star with a boom mic Infinite despise and endless jealousy tearing through the skies (A DREAM A DREAM, I’M TRAPPED IN A DREAM x3) Cheerilee & Fluttershy & Applejack & Pinkie Pie (DON'T PAUSE. "Applejack & Pinkie Pie Cel...") Celestia & Nightmare Moon (celestia is spoken quickly) & Granny Smith & Silver Spoon (PAUSE WHILE BREATHING IN) Rarity & Sweetie Belle & Scootaloo, you might as well add Diamond Tee & Derpy dull & Trixie, the Great and Powerful (BREATHE IN) Doctor Whooves and Snips and Snails (DON'T PAUSE. "Snips and Snails Big Mac...") Big Macintosh and Caramel (BREATHE) Rainbow Dash & Twilight Sparkle Prince Blueblood & even Spike I want to forget it all (I want to forget it all) And fade back into the night, yeah (And fade back into the night, yeah)

So expensive So expensive So expensive Well fuck, I guess we’ll all be fucking nothing under this motherfucking Red hot sun Well I guess it’s a sweater for cats now but who really gives a fuck, right? Yeah, not me, I’m cool Whatever I’m just hanging out here like Whatever You want to run a race That’s cool You want to throw some apples in the air That’s cool Everypony has a weird day now and then Sometimes it’s hard to tell as it’s happening You tell your sister that you wish she was dead And she runs off to crush on Apple Jack instead But hay, look at me, I’m not complaining The weather’s great for November, the sun is shining I’m out with my sister in the orchard Moving unwashed eggs with our noses together But still But still That sweater was really cool If I do say myself I really looked nice in it But still But still But still That sweater was nice as hell If I do say myself

It's a hot day in the orchard But this girl is whipping up a whirlwind in my heart My legs might be tired and I have sweat in my eyes But I know we'll never be apart I look up to the sky and all I see is Rainbow in my eyes Kicking the clouds away, cooler than heaven Her kiss is bliss on my parched lips She tore my heart out in ten seconds flat Such such a pretty thing, so not like me at all I'm here below drinking iced tea and working all day long Swatting flies, I feel an angel sometimes, though What I'd do for wings like those Won't you come down and taste my sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet apples?

It was destined to happen sometime. The shadows were the first to go. In the beginning, almost nopony noticed. It’s surprisingly easy not to notice something like that, believe it or not. But still, the days went on, and that’s when the symptoms began to advance. On the third day without shadows, all of the mirrors in Ponyville just stopped working. Just like that. Right as the sun went down. They always thought they’d be ready for it. They were pretty much used to it by then, the six strongest ones. But the air was cold on that third night. Twilight felt true dread slowly suckle at her bones as she watched the darkening sky from the library balcony. The others chatted indoors. The Princesses had been missing for almost two days. Almost a hundred letters, unanswered. Twilight kept sending them anyway. To know the shape of the end without understanding Black geometrical shapes descending Enshrined in halos Silhouetted Silhouetted against the blue black sky No stars tonight No stars tonight THEN IN A SINGLE MOMENT OF SCATTERED VIOLENCE THAT BURNED THE VERY AIR AS IT ERUPTED, THE MULTITUDES OF ILLUMINATED BLACK OBJECTS DROPPED FROM THE SKIES, CRASHING BRUTALLY AGAINST THE EARTH. IN SECONDS ALL THAT REMAINED OF PONYVILLE WAS THE LIBRARY – NOW SURROUNDED BY SCORCHED BLACK RUINED EARTH FOR MILES. In Twilight’s mind she could only see a carefully posed question “What do you protect now?” All the other ponies poured out onto the balcony Not one amongst them can give voice to their misery The six ponies waited in the darkness on the balcony. They stared out into the blackness, into the perfectly still night. Waiting to be crushed like the rest of Ponyville. But nothing came. The shapes were gone. It appeared that they’d been left. Unharmed. Un-confronted. Just them, the six of them. Alone.

Pinkie Pie thought hard for a minute before stepping out of that clam into the blistering afternoon. The midday sun hung in the air like a fat, brilliant, scorching white balloon. And all eyes were on her, then, a feeling she wasn’t exactly unaccustomed to. But still, she struggled to balance on her hooves while the baby dragon at the ivories plucked out the opening notes of that tune. You, you, you got to share You, you, you got to care She inhaled hot, sandy air slowly. She grit dry teeth together. Thin fishnet stockings scratched at her legs. The tension was like thick spoilt ice cream. But still I have no delusions I know who I am I’ve seen a vicious pie fight kill a man On these very sands Never again I won’t let my namesake take another life Not another colt, bison, buffalo or billy goat Dies under these western skies Tonight Mew mew, mew mew mew mew Mew mew, mew mew mew mew mew Mew mew, mew mew mew mew Mew mew mew mew, mew mew mew mew mew

I see a man And he’s waiting By the pay phone To make his call To a girl Only know this Cos I asked him Is she in love? Is she happy? Is she overseas doing business? He doesn’t care He doesn’t know her He was randomly calling over Asking if she’s alive I mean really alive Naked soft feet struggle for footing On the dew-damp grass in the morning The blades of the machine are already chewing their breakfast Mouths still hungry, teeth still gnashing I have a friend Who's a griffon and an artist He spends his time Writing songs Reading clop fic No need for the rat race He doesn’t care About his hair Just his sweetie-pie No need for a headache We’ll have a laugh Have a smoke Discuss his marketability as the last great hope I’d guess that he’s alive I just want to sleep but I’m already dreaming Specters of college kids hang from the ceiling In the sixth ring of hell you can’t trust nothing I just want to sleep but I can’t stop burning

Rien ne sera mis à l'arrière fleurissent sur ma pomme. Pas un chapeau de belle nouvelle Pas un délicieux goûter minuscules Vais-je être humilié devant tous de la Ponyville? ENGLISH Nothing will put the bloom back on my apple. Not a lovely new hat Not a delicious tiny snack Will I be humiliated in front of all of Ponyville?